Anyone hoping to see a “wardrobe malfunction” by the recently unengaged Bristol Palin is going to be disappointed. The former VP hopeful’s daughter is going to be dressed up tighter than a nun on the popular “Dancing with the Stars” TV program.
Palin recently told People that she plans to set a good example for… other people planning to dance on television? “I think I will be the most dressed [contestant and have] the most modest outfits for sure because that’s who I am.” Calling herself “naturally shy,” she added, “I have no experience in dance. But I come from an athletic background, so I’m thankful for that.”
After watching her recent television advertisement touting teen safe sex, where she expounds upon the fact that if her family wasn’t rich she’d be… not rich, it’s safe to say that there may not be that many people lining up to catch the young mom in a plunging V neck.
See? Palin is obviously the choice to represent teen moms, single moms and … teen single moms who also happen to be ridiculously wealthy.
She told Radar Online that she wants “to set a good example for all of the amazing moms out there. Yes, we can balance work and family, and we can also take on a new and exciting challenge.”
Just follow her single mom game plan: Get born to a mom who is going to be a governor and potential Vice President.Then get yourself pregnant during the campaign. THEN bring your deadbeat boyfriend to media events and voila you’re balancing “work” and “family.” Oh and then almost marry said boyfriend a couple of times.
Thankfully, however, MTV’s Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” and the recently roasted David Hasselhoff have also been cast on “Dancing with the Stars” which means there should probably be a fair share of sequins and eight-pack abs.