The only thing worse than being called a “Snooki wannabe,” is Snooki herself being called a “Linsday Lohan wannabe.” Ouch. But that’s just what a New Jersey judge called the pint size star of Jersey Shore when he brought down the cruel gavel of justice on her today.
Nicole Polizzi, aka Snooki, Snickers, or to a lucky few, Who?, is by far the most annoying reality star on TV right now. And with the likes of Kate Gosselin, Heidi Montag and all three Kardashians sisters stinking up our boob tubes, that is saying a lot.
In July, Snooki was arrested for, well, just being herself. You know, getting beligerantly drunk, copping ‘tude, and stumbling around the beach in Seaside Heights scarring her fellow beach goers with her ridiculous clothing and lifestyle choices. The cameras for the MTV hit show were there to capture her shenanigans on film, of course, thus making her more famous by the minute.
Polizzi has since apologized to the police and anyone else she bothered, and insisted that next time she’s down at the shore, shots are on her.
And, not to be all nit-picky, but that judge was way off in comparing Snooki-doodle to Lindsanity Lohan – that broad never shows up to court. The over-tanned Oompa Loompa was fined $500 and ordered to perform community service after she pleaded guilty to disturbing the peace, and just generally being an idiot.