Oh boy, this is grody. Remember Octomom? The Angelina Jolie obsessed, in-vitro fertilization addict that popped out 8 kids a couple years back — adding to the 6 she already has? Sure you do, because her weird face with those flump (fake plump) lips and un-beweaveable hair extensions has forever been seared into your mind, for better, but mostly for worse.
Not surprisingly, Nadya Suleman, the single mom with no credible job or talent, has run into some financial woes. So she decided to throw a good old fashioned garage sale. Publicity stunt? Maybe. Totally out of control nasty? Definitely.
At her La Habra, California, home on Saturday, she and her 274 kids pitched in to cash in on mommy’s former fame.
Among the items for sale, the cash-strapped mother of 14 was willing to part with everything from an autographed nursing bra to the red bikini she once wore on the cover of Star magazine flaunting her post pregnancy body, RadarOnline.com reported. Also up for grabs were 14 tiny devil costumes the octuplets wore last Halloween, a refrigerator that once stored baby formula and a tiny ‘timeout’ chair given to her by Oprah Winfrey after her appearance on the daytime talk show.
To really make you lose your lunch, Suleman reportedly autographed a pair of white underwear that she wore when she was pregnant and put them up for auction. How big were those? I mean, seriously, the person that buys those giant drawers is either a total perv or needs a tarp for his boat.
Naturally, she whored out her kids by charging $100 to pose with her and her octuplets for a photo. Poor kids.