A Tiger Woods sex tape with Devon James?
Sex tapes are soooo 2004.
Regardless, Tiger Woods is next up on the block and he’s pulling out a nine iron to get out of the rough.
See what I did there?
Reports are out that Devon James, one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses, is planning on releasing a sex tape that shows a three-some that her, Tiger Woods and another woman took part in. Via The News of Today
A threesome? Doesn’t Tiger usually play in foursomes? (ANOTHER golf joke. This could go on all day.)
Apparently, James wants $350,000 for the sex tape, but no one has actually seen it yet. According to reports, there are rumors floating around that a tape doesn’t really exist, and that James is just doing this for publicity. It is highly unlikely that Woods would have agreed to allow a tape to be made. If he hadn’t allowed for it, the tape would be considered illegal, if it exists, according to The News of Today.
Why wouldn’t Tiger Woods have allowed a sex tape to be made? It’s not like he even deleted the numbers off of his phone or his wife wouldn’t have found them and none of this would have happened in the first place.
Simple rule, people: If you’re going to be texting on the sly, just change a girl’s name in your phone to its male counterpart. For example, if you’re horning it up with a Loretta, just put her in as Larry and you save yourself from a sand trap.
See what I… oh, nevermind.