Former Dolphins Cheerleader Jamie Edmondson knows how to wear NFL women’s gear. Don’t believe me? Go here and look for yourself.
Now, obviously every woman in the world wasn’t blessed with Edmondson’s figure or the luxury of a little Photoshop touch up. However, you ladies can still look good in pretty much anything Edmondson is wearing.
How so? Well, see, it’s psychological.
Every male football fan is fascinated with jerseys and logos and such. They represent a feeling, a reason, a bandwagon that they can all get behind. On any given Sunday, a bar can be divided by these NFL logos. Wars can be waged. Fists can be thrown or, hopefully, just a few well-placed insults.
Enter woman. All male football fans (most anyway, I’m looking at you Rex Grossman fans) love women! They love them because they are so womanly and awesome and they smell kinda good.
Now, put those NFL logos and team colors on a woman and, boom, for some reason that woman becomes the embodiment of every boyhood fantasy any male NFL football fan has ever had.
She’s automatically some sort of mix of sexual power and raw beer-guzzling football fandom.
Don’t forget to not get TOO into the “football mentality.” While guys love you in these little Ts, they don’t want you being quite as gross as them.
So, fear not you ladies who may not look as great as Jamie Edmondson. Just slap on some NFL gear, put on your eye black and get ready to be adored.