You heard that right. America’s most fertile woman (well, other than her biggest fan, Nadya Suleman… wait that was IVF and only 3 of Angie’s kids are biological. Anyway…) is off in the far away land of Budapest making her directorial debut, and naturally, she has her enormous family with her. The film, which is apparently a Bosnian love story, must be slated for a long shooting schedule, because the mom of six has enrolled her kids in a local school.
But that’s not all she did. Pax, Shiloh and Maddox were all seen heading to school on Monday (Zahara must have played hookie). But before they could get their learn on, all of the parents and teachers at the school were ordered, not asked, to sign confidentiality agreements with steep financial penalties if they ever got mouthy and decided talk to the press.
What? Is that even legal?
I guess in Angelina’s mind she’s just protecting her kids, which is understandable. But imagine being a parent with a child in one of the Jolie-Pitt classes, and being forced to sign that!? Those kids will doubtfully be there the entire school year, as they jet set all over the world on a regular basis anyway. How annoying!
According to the contract, if any parent or teacher should spill the beans about what Pax ate for lunch or how Shiloh did on her spelling test, they might be subject to a fine. If that doesn’t shut the said gossipers up and they continue to talk with the media, their child could be suspended from the school until further notice!
That is bananas. So if someone’s mom is a total famewhore, then the kid will be the one who gets punished? Sounds pretty brutal to me. Let’s just hope Angie and the gang make quick work in Budapest and get out of there stat.