A beast called Snooki tore through the little snow capped, podunk town of South Park last night, confirming everyone’s fear – Snooki has officially made it.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone literally created a monster out of Snooki, depicting her as a terrifying, orange monster stalking the streets of South Park in search of “smoosh smoosh.”
Hm. That doesn’t seem like much of a stretch. That pretty describes every week’s plot line on Jersey Shore.
Oh, but this time she’s a cartoon!
Is it just me, or does it seem that the trashier the Garbage Garden State of New Jersey gets, the more popular it becomes? I smell a new state motto!
What the heck, they should make Snooki mayor. Or at least the VP of some school board! Getting elected for a public office your’e not qualified for is almost as easy as becoming reality show star with no redeemable qualities these days, so Snooki should fit in just fine!
Everyone was talking about this episode, including Snooki herself. Yes, she can actually use a computer! She went on her twitter just after the show and wrote…
“snooki want smoosh smoosh. im going to have nightmares tonight lmao!!! we’ve officially made it. goodnite my bitches.”
Check out the edited down version with Snooki monster in all her orange glory.
I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before a Simpon’s spoof The Situation, most likely counting his money as he dances with a Star while reading his new book. Life is so unfair.