Justin Bieber In Hot Water After Laser Tag Mishap.

October 19, 2010 |  by  |  Breaking News, Entertainment
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Some guy in Canada just figured out how to make money off his talentless, non multi-million dollar pop star child. How, you ask? By accusing Justin Bieber, a talented, multi-million dollar pop star teen idol of assaulting the aforementioned offspring.

Apparently, teen heartthrob Justin Bieber is in hot water after laser tag game gone south. The father of a 12-year-old boy has lodged a formal complaint with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, accusing Bieber of assaulting his child during a rough and tumble game of laser tag!

First of all, I cannot believe that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police are actually real. I thought they just trotted around on horses looking like Christmas tree ornaments.

Secondly, are you freaking serious?

The Canook cops are investigating the incident at Planet Lazer in suburban Vancouver. The young boy in question reportedly sustained a minor injury when he crossed paths with Bieber, who is 16 years old.

Um, that is THE POINT, dummies! It’s laser tag – you go in knowing you’re either gonna shoot or get shot. It’s a game if offense and defense. Its not like Bieber clocked the kid during a ballet class.

What an obvious case of fame whoring on the father’s part. Is the dad John Gosselin or something?

This really blows for Justin, who is just a kid himself, and probably just wanted to let off steam in a dark room with a bunch of other boys. Um, that didn’t come out right.

If you’ve never played Laser tag, it takes place inside a dark maze-like room where kids run around like maniacs shooting the crap out of each other. It’s a lot of fun, actually.

Just make sure you’re not famous or in Canada the next time you decide to play.

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