Beyonce is Pregnant

October 20, 2010 |  by  |  Breaking News, Entertainment
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ZOMG Beyonce is pregnant! Or is she just fat? I think she might be pregnant. At least, that’s what people are telling me.

Yes, the pop goddess is definitely preggers, according to US Weekly.

Apparently, the singer was surprised that she was pregnant. Seriously? She has like one bajillion dollars. You think she could afford proper birth control that would take the whole “oops” factor out of it.

“B was shocked. She loves kids, but she wasn’t ready to be a mother just yet,” says a source of the singer, who married rapper Jay-Z in 2008. “She really wanted to get her album done and tour the world again.”

Still, another insider says that the singer, who is in her first trimester, realizes that “this is a gift from God and she’s so happy.”

Well, it’s actually a “gift” from Jay-Z. He obviously liked it enough to put a baby in it.

Friends of the couple are already expressing their well-wishes for the parents-to-be.

“Jay has been all about family since I met him, and he’s always going to be,” record executive Kevin Liles, who has known the rapper for years, tells Us. “I wish them the best.”

What does this mean for the future? Well, get ready for about one hundred articles on this subject in all of the magazines you read and all of the blogs you like to go to.

When the bundle of rap is born, get ready for some really expensive and staged candid photographs.

And, in ten years, get ready for this.


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  1. With emotion?

  2. Uh, the only birth control that takes the oops factor out 100% is not having any sex at all. You know that, right, George W.????

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