If you were secretly sleeping with a married celebrity athlete, would you write a tell-all book airing all his dirty laundry after the fact? You would if your name is Loredana Jolie–Tiger Woods’ mistress number, uh, I lost count. The 27-year-old Bronx, New York escort is giving the world juicy details on their illicit liaisons in her book entitled The Real Diary: Lessons from the Good Time Girl to Champion. She claims to have had atleast 20 encounters with the infamous golfer between 2006 and 2008. Loredana makes some wild claims saying Tiger Woods fantasizes about men, loves watching girl on girl action and is married to a gold digger.
First of all, her name is ridiculous. How do you even say her first name? Lori Dana? Lore (like rhymes with something that begins with a “w”) Dana? Second, the only one who should have Jolie for a last name is Angelina. Besides, it means pretty in French and pretty probably isn’t the first word that comes to mind when you take a look at Loredana Jolie. But in her defense, she didn’t choose her name. Or maybe she did, who knows.
So are the details in her book true? Probably, but you be the judge. It’s definitely juicy:
As a love and sexual partner he is largely endowed and safe sex with him was definitely champion status…
Then, Loredana Jolie goes on to mix up “cloud nine” with “seventh heaven” and writes:
When I was having my relationship with Tiger, I was like on the seventh cloud especially from a sexual perspective. There is at least no doubt about the fact that Tiger was awesome in bed.
Well, atleast she didn’t trash him. Anyway, Loredana Jolie’s book goes on sale next month.