Based on a wild series of events in the non-stop drama filled life that is the saga of Charlie Sheen, he and wife Brooke are filing for divorce.
According to TMZ, it’s a bizarre one. Do you want to know why?
Charlie Sheen is the one asking for it!
As if his New York Plaza Hotel shenanigans of accidentally having a bad reaction to allergy medicine while a hooker hid in a closet never happened, he’s the one finding some sort of fault in his marriage to Brooke. She’s certainly no angel herself, having struggled with a bevy of drug problems, but come on!
Charlie and Brooke signed a 43-page property settlement document back in May, in which they divided all their assets and agreed on child custody. According to the document — obtained by TMZ — Brooke and Charlie get joint legal custody of their two kids. Brooke gets primary physical custody and Charlie gets visitation.
Don’t you still feel bad for those kids though?
Brooke gets $55,000 a month in child support, and according to the doc, “Under no circumstances shall the child support paid by Charlie for Bob and Max be less than the child support paid by Charlie to Denise Richards for Sam and Lola.”
Brooke gets cash from several income sources, plus a lump sum parting gift of $757,689.70.
Apparently, Charlie gets to keep his $5.45 million watch collection. Um, that’s a tad extravagant, no? He better give his kids good Christmas presents if he’s spending that much on himself.
The couple married in 2008 and have twin boys, Bob and Max. They’ve been living apart since April after a Christmas fight that landed Sheen in jail.