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Thanksgiving 2010 is tomorrow and if you’re stressing out about what to cook, how to cook it and when to start, don’t despair! The Butterball turkey company is here to help with all your Thanksgiving needs.
The hotline number is after the jump along with some funny stories from Butterball turkey hotline operators that seem too entertaining to be real!
First things first…to get in touch with the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line, give them a call at 1-800-BUTTERBALL (1-800-288-8372) with all your Thanksgiving-related questions. For online help, check out Butterball turkey’s blog HERE.
And now for the entertainment.
Here are some of the
dumbest most insightful questions ever asked on the Butterball turkey hotline:
-The turkey in my freezer is 23 years old. Is it safe to eat?
-I’m a truck driver. Can I cook the turkey on the engine block of my semi while I’m driving? If I drive faster, will it cook faster?
-Does the turkey go in the oven feet first or head first?
-How long does it take to thaw a fresh turkey?
-How do I prepare a turkey for vegetarians?
-How long does it take to cook a turkey if I leave the oven door open the whole time?
So if you run into any of these conundrums this Thanksgiving, Butterball turkey is there for you. Best of luck!