Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Tonight marks a first in reality show history — the hit ABC show The Bachelor is going to give a Bachelor Brad a second chance at love.
He already had way more than his 15 minutes of fame a few years back when he dumped TWO WOMEN at once, and I have a feeling people are going to love him or hate him this season.
In any case, let’s meet the ladies who will be vying, crying and clawing for his heart.
Brad, a Texas restaurant owner, is 37 years old and the oldest chica out of 30 single gals is just 32.
With careers ranging from funeral director to vampire aficianado (Edward Cullen anyone?), this season is sure to be a bloodbath.
In alphabetical order — Brad… meet your future Mrs!
• Alli, 24, an apparel merchant from Columbus, OH
• Ashley H., 26, a dentist from Philadelphia, PA
• Ashley S., 26, a nanny from New York, NY
• Britnee, 25, a paralegal from Holland, PA
• Britt, 25, a food writer from Woodinville, WA
• Chantal, 28, an executive assistant from Seattle, WA
• Cristy, 30, an attorney from Ft. Lauderdale, FL
• Emily, 24, a children’s hospital event planner from Charlotte, NC
• J, 26, an operations manager from Seattle, WA
• Jackie, 27, an artist from New York, NY
• Jill, 28, a sales director from Frisco, TX
• Keltie, 28, a Radio City Rockette from Hollywood, CA
• Kimberly, 27, a marketing coordinator from Charlotte, NC
• Lacey, 27, an insurance agent from Tampa, FL
• Lauren, 26, a high school teacher from Arlington, VA
• Lindsay, 25, a first grade teacher from Plano, TX
• Lisa M., 24, a marketing coordinator from Ottawa, KS
• Lisa P., 27, a sales consultant from New York, NY
• Madison, 25, a model from Brooklyn, NY
• Marissa, 26, a sports publicist from Kissimmee, FL
• Meghan, 30, a fashion marketer from New York, NY
• Melissa, 32, a waitress from Lake Worth, FL
• Michelle, 30, a hairstylist from Salt Lake City, UT
• Raichel, 29, a ‘manscaper’ from Fullerton, CA
• Rebecca, 30, an esthetician from Mission Viejo, CA
• Renee, 28, a nanny from Palos Hills, IL
• Sarah L., 25, a musical theater performer from Saginaw, MI
• Sarah P., 27, a real estate broker from Denver, CO
• Shawntel, 25, a funeral director from Chico, CA
• Stacey, 26, a bartender from Boston, MA
Will you be watching?