Like we didn’t see this one coming. In news that surprised no one Monday, Warner Bros released a statement telling the world that they formally fired Charlie Sheen from his hit show, Two and a Half Men. Looks like something finally stuck to Telfon Charlie.
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Warner Bros. issued the following statement:
After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ effective immediately.
There’s no word as to whether or not the show will go back into production. Two and a Half Men still has one more season at CBS. Plus, there has been a lot of speculation the head honchos over there putting together a wish list of actors to possibly succeed Sheen on the show. John Stamos or Rob Lowe, anyone?
In true Sheen fashion, he hit came back with yet another nonsensical soundbite:
This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshisc**k again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.
Poor guy. You kind hope he just goes away for a while, gets better and starts setting a good example for his kids. And tigers.