Wow, I never knew sexting was such a national crisis. Sure, Tiger Woods, Brett Favre and nearly every under parented kid in America have gotten in some hot water over naughty texts, but is that a reason to spoil the party for everyone else on earth that might want to express some sexy time wishes via text?
Apparently Apple is stepping in where parents have failed and just got a patent approved for an anti-sexting device that will prevent young (and old) horngdogs from sharing their innermost dirty thoughts.
Allegedly, Favre has been accused of “sexting” (oh, come on, you know what that means, grandpa — Texting Sexy Messages!!) with a woman named Jenn Sterger who has once worked for the New York Jets.
He couldn’t have even done it with someone on his own team??