I WAS GOING TO WRITE THE POST IN ALL CAPS but decided against it because it’s just too annoying to read. You’re welcome.
Anyway, today is International Caps Lock Day and has internet users around the globe praising the ever-popular caps lock key. Apparently it has been celebrated since 2004. This left me wondering: Who comes up with these asinine “days?” What is next? ‘International I’m Bored So Let’s Invent A Day’ Day?