Posts Tagged ‘lilo’

Lindsay Lohan Failed Random Drug Test For, Presumably, Randomly Testing Drugs

September 21, 2010 |  by  |  Entertainment  |  13 Comments
(6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

A bench warrant has been issued for Lindsay Lohan after she tested positive for drugs.

Again? Really?

Officials are for some reason still treating this train wreck who hasn’t made a good film since 2004 like she’s Hollywood royalty, though, and didn’t immediately arrest her and throw her in the clink. Beverly Hills judge Eldon Fox is waiting until at least Friday to decide whether America’s Worst Role Model actually violated her probation. Um, where did this judge go to Judge School? I’m no lawyer, but I think that, yes, if you are on probation for excessive drug use and then test positive for said drugs, you indeed violated your probation. Is Judge Fox a secret Mean Girls fan or something?

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“Machete” Set To Slay At The Box Office This Weekend

September 3, 2010 |  by  |  Entertainment  |  1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Robert Rodriguez, the man who brought the world "Spy Kids" and "The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl" (starring a pre-"Twilight" Taylor Lautner, FYI) is going back to his bloody roots with "Machete," opening this weekend. According to Hollywood Wiretap, "Machete" is a "decidedly over-the-top and very non-politically correct action/comedy hybrid."  The film stars grizzled badass Danny Trejo (who also happens to be Robert Rodriquez's cousin) and a motley crue of unlikely stars, including Robert DeNiro, Steven Seagal and Jessica Alba. Raise your hand if you think that's the oddest cast in the history of filmmaking. Also starring in this campy film is everyone's favorite outlaw, Linsday Lohan.  A mere 10 days out of rehab, Lilo is sure please with her portrayl of a drugged out party girl with daddy issues. Hmm... They say life imitates art, but come on. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Lohan "makes her entrance in the film passed

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