A bench warrant has been issued for Lindsay Lohan after she tested positive for drugs.
Officials are for some reason still treating this train wreck who hasn’t made a good film since 2004 like she’s Hollywood royalty, though, and didn’t immediately arrest her and throw her in the clink. Beverly Hills judge Eldon Fox is waiting until at least Friday to decide whether America’s Worst Role Model actually violated her probation. Um, where did this judge go to Judge School? I’m no lawyer, but I think that, yes, if you are on probation for excessive drug use and then test positive for said drugs, you indeed violated your probation. Is Judge Fox a secret Mean Girls fan or something?